My summer postcard,
Heya every1 i am currently in Ozamania, a wonderful world thats perfect. I arrived here by teleport- i went into this lovely sweet shop and chose my desternation by my favorite sweet- Rubarb n Custard, then i went to pay for it and the man behind the till who i later found out was king of the universe aka Bob said 'You look like you need a holiday'. I replyed saying 'yeah i proberbly do.' I went and had a drink with bob in the back room n he asked me what i want out of the holiday, i told him i wanted nothing. Apparently that was the key- to want nothing ment that i got everything that my dreams wanted.
He took me into a captual n i got really scared but he pressed one button with my rubarb and custard sweet and we had arrived- in OZAMANIA. It was simply fantastic, i got out of the caputal and the wether was perfect- raining with the sun shining- n i know that isnt perfect for you lot but it is for me. Before bob left me to get on with my holiday he told me just what i needed to know- 'Time has stood still and things when you get home will be fine'. I feel relaxed for the first time in such a long time.
Ozamania is beautiful- i'll try and explain it- their is a circular shape hotel and it is the only thing in the sky line and has tinted glass all the way arround it- none of the veiws of this fantastic place are blocked, the one side of the hotel is a beach with sand which isnt hot from the sun and you can walk along it without burning your feet, and the sea is a clear blue and if you want to surf waves apear to surf on however the waves are only as difficult as you can manage. behond the sea there is a perfect moutainious horizon. The other side of the hotel was constantly changing to suit what i wanted to see.
In side the hotel was everything i could have ever wanted- including my freinds, i met Jitterbug, C4P, Loz, Claudia, Cat, Lmmc and many many more from her the one day and then i have had visits by the people i have wanted to visit and only the people i have wanted. I have been to the cinema today but it was great cuz you know when you watch a movie and want to know what happens next well in this cinema you finally could, n just like sky + u could pause it when ever you need the toilet.
I have my own personal shopper and she is guess this The QUEEN, its great i have the queen of england as my personal shopper- n i must tell u she knows how to shop- fashion fashion fashion. Its fantastic! i have a crazy credit card and it all bills to this bloke Bob (from the sweet shop). I was feeling a little home sick and u'll never guess what my room turned into my house, n thats how im here tlking to all of you!
Later tonight im going to the beach to watch the sunset and to do some huge art work with the best artists in the world- its going to be great. We are planning to do a peice called Ozamania to be continued which will be a gate to this fantastic holiday the only way to enter this fantastic place is either to go through bob like me or know about it through me and Ozamania to be continued- Because i have told you, now all of you can go on this fantastic trip of a lifetime- ozamania, anyway enjoy it cuz i have. Im going now cuz i can see the Taj Mahal out side of my window and i want to go and explore it, see you all when i get home-
but please remeber its our little secret.
Wishing you were here (oh you all are 'Hiya Sam nice to see you again')
Kiwi