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No, it's not the Spice Girls, it's... Christmas! So it must be time for the YCNet Xmas competition (yay!).
Are you're tired of mouthing the same words to 'Little Donkey'? Does all that singing about chestnuts and snowscapes make you want to drag Christmas back into the real world, where the rest of us live..? If so, here's your chance..!
It's the Alternative Christmas Lyric Competition (yay!). And we'll be giving away a prize to the young carer who comes up with the best new lyrics for a well-known xmas song. It can be funny.. sweet.. or just bah humbug 
! As long as you use the original title (so we know).
Take it away guys..
(Erm - does anybody actually remember the Spice Girls..?)
♫ La la la - la la la ♫