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CoventryComputer 

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Who

Who Who?

You Sound Like An Owl

I have a joke too

what did the tomato say to the other tomato? 

Wait while I ketchup!

Wolfgang     Tuesday 5th August 2008

knock knock!

whis there?

I nee-dup

i needupphoo

you just said you needed a phooh! 

OK, this is a REALLY bad joke out of a production of 'Carrots' I am participating in. Got your sick bucket? Right, here goes....................

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my ear!

Doctor: That's alright, I have some cream for that!

Get it? Sad as, isn't it? They have another, slightly better one, but it may be too rude. Are 'brassiers' acceptable, YCNet team? (That is as rude as it gets. The word 'brassier')

Ooh, go on then - we can probably tolerate a mention of "brassiere"! (Besides, we want to hear the joke...!)

YCNet Team. 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(say it out loud, it works better!)

i got a great one

knock knock

who's there

doctor

doctor who

thats right wheres my TARDIS

O.K then people, this is a talking job so your gonna have to read it (aloud)......................................

' My wife sent me to the shops to by her a brassiere. Yes, a brassiere, ladies, one like Knots County Football Club, all support and no cups(!) Anyway, I says to the sales assistant, I'll have a size 14. She said: "oh no sir, you can only get them in a 32, 34, 36, A, B, C or D!" So I said, no it's definitely a size 14. She exclaimed: "What makes you think that sir?" And I replied, well my hat's a size seven, and that fits one of them!

It's a bit lame, but you have to admit, it's better than the doctor one. So, YCNet, what do you think?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Monkey

 Monkey Who?

 Monkey Bones

As a blonde, i think i have the right to start the blonde-jokes =P 

what did the blonde say when she looked into the box of cheerios???

"oooh look!!! Doughnut seeds!!!"

A blonde goes into a petrol station and asks for a piece of wire or something she can use to hook open her car door, as she's locked her keys inside the car. The man gives her a piece of wire, and after about half an hour when she hasn't returned he decides he'll be a gentleman and goes out to give her a hand. on arriving outside, he see's the blonde standing outside the drivers door with the piece of wire poked into a slit in the window, and another blonde inside the car saying "left a bit, right a bit..."