WOW gr8 poems!!! there fab!!! keep up the good work!!!

 heres some more of mine!!!

how to catch a haggis

a haggis is a cross between a fox and a hound
and if you ever go there
youll find its a traditonal meal in scotland.

if you ever catch one its not as easy as they say
ok your looking rather puzzled
just let me explaine.

 so you need to be in scotland
thats the only place youll find it
believe me to do this you need a lot of guts & wit
coz if you dont then half way through youll probably quit.

your now in scotland and down comes the snow
so the first thing you will need
is some warm boots and clothes.

now your fully clothed
this next bit aint fun
because your gonna need a knife
and a rather large gun.

 the gun you have probably guessed
is to shoot the poor thing,
but what joy to this experience,
is the knife going to bring?

well it wont bring you joy
itll probably bring you pain
but dont worrie its only once
you wont have to use it again.

your looking a bit worried at what this knife is all about
so chill, sit down and brace yourself
this will probably make you shout.

you have probably been told,
and believe me its not a lie,
the haggises leg are shorter
on its left leg side.

many wonder why this has to be,
well hes running round a moutian
(wich is hard to do, believe you,me)

so the reason for the leg thing thing is obviously
when hes running away from hunters
he can very easily flee.

now the knife comes in, sorry to break the news
but to catch the haggis, a leg youll have to loose.
now relax and please dont stress about it
just sit down and think about it.

this creatures legs are short, so he can run fast round the mountain.
then surely you only need half a leg,so you can run just as fast as he can

your now ready to chase itso you can have it for your tea,
ha that sounds interesting, this iv got to see,
all over the mountains youll chase it, including ben nevis,
but youl have to be alert because it hides in every crevis.

and if you catch it for supper
as you will soon find out
that if you pull its tail, its eyes will pop out!!